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Jordan's new boobs are strictly off limit

He's married to one of the most lusted after women in the UK, but the chances of getting close to his wife are rather bleak for Peter Andre. Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan has put her brand new boobs strictly off limit. Sorry Andre. :D

In recent interview, Jordan - who had her famous assets reduced from a 32FF to approximately a 32D in December last year said that her singer hubby doesn't get a chance to go near her twin assets. He doesn't really get a chance to go near them because she is still a bit sore. It was quite a major operation and it's different to just having implants. Jordan is going back for more surgery on her breasts to correct a ’sewing’ error.

She said "They look all right in clothes but Ive had two doctors look at them, when I lie down theyre not quite right. I don't think hes sewn them enough they sort of go under my armpits a bit because they were big before he hasn't filled the space properly."

"When you pay all of that money and go to what you think is the best doctor you expect a good job," she added.

The Latest Bond Girls

Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton will co-star in the latest installment of the 007 franchise opposite Daniel Craig, Columbia Pictures has announced. Craig made his debut as Bond in 2006's "Casino Royale," which co-starred French actress Eva Green as Vesper Lynd, an enigmatic spy who stole Bond's heart -- and broke it, too. For Craig's second appearance, Kurylenko, a Ukrainian model-turned-actress, "will play the dangerously alluring Camille, who challenges Bond and helps him come to terms with the emotional consequences of Vesper's betrayal," the studio says. Kurylenko's screen credits include "Hitman" and "Paris, je t'aime." Arterton will portray MI6 Agent Fields. She appears in the upcoming "RocknRolla," directed by Guy Ritchie. Columbia spokesman Steve Elzer had no details Tuesday on Arterton's character. Marc Forster is directing the film, which has the working title, "Bond 22." It is slated for release November 7.

Playboy to launch in Philippines, eyes mature Dads

MANILA (Reuters) - Playboy magazine is launching in the Philippines next month and will be targeting mature men who like well-written articles and tasteful photographs of semi-nude women.

"Maxim and FHM are called laddy magazines. We can be called a Dad magazine," Beting Laygo Dolor, Playboy Philippines' editor, told Reuters on Thursday.

"We are targeting a more mature market, Filipino men, 30 and above."

"There will be no full frontal nudity."

Mens' magazines with risque photos are already sold in the Philippines, which despite being a largely Catholic country has a macho culture that encourages promiscuity.

Although rural areas are more conservative, Manila and other large cities have a relaxed attitude to sex.

Dolor, who describes himself as a "bad Catholic," said the religion's values had influenced the decision not to go for a raunchier look for the magazine.

"I don't want to be ashamed to show it to my mother," said the father of four. "I have daughters in their twenties. It's something that I want them to also enjoy. I want them to be proud of their Dad."

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Stripper Hired To Dance At Funeral

 A Taiwanese man hired an erotic dancer to perform at his 103-year-old father's funeral. The stripper danced in front of Cai Jinlai's coffin for more than ten minutes at the funeral in Taizhong town.

Son, Cai Ruigong, paid her more than £80 to dance in memory of his late father, reports United Daily News.

Cai Ruigong says he promised his father a stripper for his funeral if he lived beyond the age of 100.

Cai Jinlai passed away at the age of 103 after a three mile walk into town to vote. He was the oldest person in his village and had more than 100 descendants.